Insidious or addictive, charmingly retro or maddeningly millennial—hipster style has taken the canine world by storm. It’s time to get to know your neighborhood hipster dogs. And yes, they’re too cool for you.
His future’s so bright.
Kept you up playing that same Neutral Milk Hotel song. Again.
You know this dog only drinks his coffee out of a Chemex.
This dog is rocking the sexy grandma look.
This dog is the cleanest, cutest lumberjack you’ve never met.
Lived in Portland before Portlandia. Left when her pickle shop got too mainstream.
Just casually modeling some American Apparel, NBD.
About to go harvest some organic duck eggs from his backyard farm.
Instagram feed is full of mock-casual selfies and filter-heavy snaps of his free range food.
He hate-watches The Big Bang Theory and hate-wears chains and hate-loves dance parties.
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The original hipster dog only listens to vinyl, y’all.
Knit by hand from wool harvested from her backyard sheep.
Check out the beards on these dirty hipsters.